Cyber Czar – President Obama will announce the new Cyber Czar, pictured below, who will protect government and private computer systems from hackers, criminal gangs, terrorists and spies.

Cyber Czar photo

The Cyber Czar position is something of an online Captain America, keeping democracy safe from runaway investment bankers, greedy credit card companies, tax dodgers, and recklessly profiteering hedge funds.

Oh wait! That’s Timothy Geithner’s job description!

Our new cyber dude will sit in on endlessly boring meetings and report to two different bosses – the National Security Adviser and the head of the National Economic Council.

The job posting at Monster.com says “computer experience a plus!” Oh joy! Someone else to save us from online evil…

And that’s the latest news on President Obama appointing a Cyber Czar.

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